I can't remember the last time I was in Amsterdam
Went on a Stag do in the Dam. Was a pretty subdued affair really went to a few coffee shops and smoked a bit of white widdow as you do. Then we decided to go for some food (well cake actually) for Tea. I remember being quite cheap and pretty tasty but nothing happened.

About a hour later feeling a little fed up bcause nothing had happened we all tramped off to a pub for a beer, maybe we'd smoked too much and it wasn't working anymore we thought. A Round was bought and we all sat down at a table for 6. It was a nice family pub full of people eating with their kids and stuff.

About half an hour passed and we were chatting, taking the piss out of the dutch for their love of sour milk and bread and it was time for the next round. My mate started looking around at everyone as we suddenly all began to feel a little stange.

"I can't stand up" he said. I couldn't move. Nobody could move. We were all stuck to our chairs. "We've got to get out of here" someone else said and we all agreed, but no-one could move. Paranoia hit big time.

I swear it took us another hour to slowly stand up and crawl out of the bar and onto the street. Except it can't have as no-one in the pub seemed to take the slightest bit of notice.

I can't remember getting back to the hotel. I re-gained conciousness 500 miles away at work on Monday morning.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)