There were 5 of us that used to get wasted every night, without fail
So, in the run to Xmas we decided to do something special to make our Xmas session go with a bang.

We found a huge old demijohn from a homebrew kit, and every time we bought booze or drugs, we put half in the demijohn.

After a few months there was a sludgy mix of Vodka, Jack Daniels, Thunderbird, MadDog 20/20, hash, shrooms, acid and speed swilling about in there. The final touch was a run around our respective houses gathering up any meds we could find and throwing them in the mix too.

Picture the scene on Christmas Eve as we gingerly emptied the foul concoction into pint glasses, downed it and headed off to the pub.

The first casualty was within seconds of leaving the house, the poor bugger puked a small fountain of brown sludge as he tried to light up. He went straight home.

The next victim was in the pub car park as we arrived, barfing nosily and messily beside the taxi, who shot off before we could try to arrange a return trip.

Myself and mate number 4 fared a little better, actually making it to the bar, but then being found unconcious, face down in the ditch at the side of the car park at midnight by mate number 5 who suffered no ill effects what so ever. Bastard!

When I think back to the stuff in that jar, esepcially the random meds it's a wonder we didn't kill ourselves/OD that night.

The demijohn and remaining 'Mega mix' went in the bin on Boxing day.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)