Damn I love my GP
Over the past 6 years he's prescribed:-
Oramorph - Makes things all warm and fuzzy, I can understand why morphine addicts love the stuff.
Dihydrocodeine - See above but a bit less so. Gave me terrible constipation but it was a blast when I, ahem, 'forgot' to avoid alcohol. It's almost like a truth drug! That's one company Xmas bash that I'll rmember for a while!!
Trials of Sativex - A THC based drug that really works for neuropathic pain. A British invention that our own NHS took aaaaages to approve. Niceish effect but gave me cottonmouth. See above re alcohol.
Pregabalin. "Just up your dose until the pain becomes tolerable" OK then!! Gives a MJ like high for HOURS. Unfortunately it also give serious munchies and verbal diarrhoea - not a good combination when you're trying to work. Oh, BTW don't even attempt to drive if affected DAMHIKT.
Next stop - lidocaine patches and Buprenorphine sublinguals, they've even looked at intravenous Ketamine!

And all this shit's legal! Almost worth the underlying nerve damage that's causing the pain.*




*No it fucking isn't - not even a little bit.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, 2 replies)

So that's why your called placid then
your too fucked to do anything
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:49, closed)

You're making me jealous.

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:04, closed)