Ed
A few years back, I went out boozing with a work friend of mine and his mate from Uni turned up, who happens to be a Doctor.

Anyway, pint followed pint, we ended up going on somewhere else for a few more, which resulted in the manager of a very posh bar informing us that we couldn't have any more drinks as we were 'the drunkest people I've ever had in my bar. Seriously, the actual drunkest... '

Next morning, I turned up to work about 45 minutes late, in a terrible, terrible state, and there was a voicemail waiting for me from my colleague:

'Hey Snowy... Ed was wondering if you might have accidentally picked up his bag last night. It had his stethoscope and some other stuff in it, and he needs to perform surgery in an hour.'

I don't know whether to be impressed or scared.

Also, all the Med students I knew at Uni were bonkers. One of them's favourite meal was apple and ketchup. She'd slice the apple, drop it in a bowl of ketchup, and microwave it. She once asked me casually 'Do you ever wonder what the belly button looks like from behind?', then explained it based on her morning's dissection. It damn near ruined my toastie...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:53, 3 replies)

There are a lot of very interesting stories
about a 'Doctor' called Ed...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 13:05, closed)

Actually
I have wondered what the other side of a belly button looks like...
(xanthine, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 5:41, closed)

*heave, churn, vom*
I'm going to be thinking about microwaved apple and ketchup all day now.
(Pat Shatner ,in it for the buzz, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:14, closed)