NHS cockfags
Forgot to put a cap on the thing taking blood out of my arm when switching bottles. I was feeling like death warmed up due to sevear blood poisoning (in and out of conscienceness) and to see my blood hit a wall over 3m away and cover my parents and everyone else in the room made me vomit. Blood and vomit everywhere. Shortly after I passed out. Drip for a few days, antibiotics strait into blood. sorted.

NHS made up for it by gifting me a beautiful nurse that I will probably marry some day :D (I say NHS I didn't actually kidknap her or anything we met on match.com)
( SiX and his hat, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, Reply)