When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Brother's MissusCame to visit my parents for the first time.
She was an American exchange student at the time... Now she's married and living in the UK with my Bro... I digress
My brother drives a minivan (station-wagon-van-version a "Mr Bean Car" for you americans) with warp-speed abilities, and like evey male member of my family has learn to navigate the winding and awesome roads of Wales at a pace that would make Captain Pickard get wood.
They arrived in the manner to which we are accustomed (can be heard coming half a mile off, and upon arrival the smell of hot brakes greets us) and My brother's Missus steps out to greet my parent for the first time.
Dad: Hi *bear hug*, Was the journey here nice?
She: I dont know: I had my eyes closed. Dammit, my fanny is REALLY sore.
Mum: *chokes on coffee*
Dad: *wets himself laughing*
Brother: Erm, 'Fanny' means 'Bum' in the US guys.
Mum: Ahhhh. I seeee.
Dad: *gasping for breath* Oh. So... not what I was thinking then?
*brother and myself loose it and collpapse in laughter*
Guess you had to be there really....
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 20 May 2005, 8:50,
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