When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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I had just come off heroineAnd I pulled this stunner at a nightclub in Edinburgh. Back to her's and everything was going great. After we had (some amazing) sex she kicked me out of her room to sleep on the couch which I thought was a bit much. Nevermind though eh?
So the next morning I was having breakfast with another couple who lived in the house and they're asking me how I know Diane (girl I pulled). Said she was a friend of a friend. I asked them, "So you're Diane's flatmates?"
"Flatmates? I'll have to remember that one."
I was a little confused for a second. Then she appeared in her school uniform. Turns out she was only 15 and the couple were her parents.
Phew. I had to keep on sleeping with her though because she threatened to grass me up to the police if I didn't.
Apologies to Irvine Welsh.
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djtrialprice, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:27,
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