Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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ToesAbout 3 or 4 years ago I had the worst infected toenails ever. The toenails were ingrown, and subsequentely I couldn't even wear proper shoes. Just sandals. In the middle of fecking November. All the kids at school laugh. Every day. For 2 weeks. Then one of my supposed-friends stamps on it.
So, in a pus-filled, bloody, agonisingly painful explosion, my toe disintegrates and down I go.
Had to go to the chiropodist, needles, 4 on each big toe, all in the sore-as-Hell infected bit. Which was slightly painful. Under the toenail, too. Then the toenail gets cut off. I have to walk home (bastards didn't give me a taxi ride) with anaesthetised feet.
Back to school and another month of sandals. And mockery. Constant mockery.
So, not only my toenails there, but a hefty chunk of my dignity.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:24, Reply)
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