Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Mock your children - it's character buildingCatch and kiss was always a popular school sport as young'uns. One time I ran screaming into the girl's toilets after being hotly pursued by some gormless freak and decided that I actually did need to go. So, as I was walking into the cubicle I slipped and smashed my face on the toilet bowl making a perfect mousehole in my two front teeth. Tre hillbilly. Blood pouring down my face, I get taken to the dentist with the old bits of tooth clutched in my hand my friends had fished out of the toilet (I was 8 - germs shmerms) The worst bit was for years after whenever I told the dramatic story my Dad would say, 'Well, that's what she says but she was actually sniffing dunny bowls'. Thanks, Dad.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 2:30, closed)
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