Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Missing body partsSo far- just my appendix- no funny stories save for the old fingers up bum when i couldnt think it could get any worse... ps dont put hot water bottle on the area of appendix becasue its 'just wind and will go away'- fucking parents- its not wind and in doing that it will CERTAINLY NOT go away! agony
My friend has lost a breast tho- tragic- especially as he is MALE! A growth hormone imbalance when young meant that he grew a boob when he was bout 13- just the one, mind, he wasnt greedy- oh how we laughed! had it lopped and is now breast free and has normal man chestyness
(, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 11:20, closed)
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