Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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ArseMy best friend has Crohn's disease, and eventually had to have her colon and rectum removed. As I couldn't be there to share in the gorefest, she helpfully posted me the staples from her operation, so I could feel involved. Bless.
Anyway, she told me she was being featured in 'That's Life' magazine, talking about her illness in an informative and positive way. 'Great' I thought, a chance for her to raise awareness about this disease, and perhaps provide help and reassurance to other sufferers.
I merrily skipped off to buy the magazine, and found her article. There was a big picture of her with the following headline slapped across it: "My bottom's been sewn up!"
Good old That's Life.
(, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 17:38, closed)
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