Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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A security riskAs has been mentioned before, some reckon I look a little like Jon Tickle.
However, I'm also often mistaken for someone of Middle Eastern extraction. Carrying a bomb.
During Gulf War 1, I was slung out of several places, as a "security risk". One episode ended with my 5 foot 2 Dad demanding and getting a written apologies from a 6 foot 9 security guard, his boss, the PR director of the security company, and the area manager of the supermarket concerned. Finally the war ended. "Thank goodness." I thought.
Then Shrub invades Iraq on some tiny pretext. "FFS!" I think, and lo, it's all happening again.
Since you ask, thus far I've been thrown out of Bluewater, Merry Hill, Sheffield Meadowhall, and a McDonalds by useless cranberries in rented Farah trousers.
Bitter? Me? Yeah.
(, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:08, closed)
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