Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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A drunk scouser......once confused me, on a crowded train just outside Shrewsbury, for "that whiney cunt- what's her name? fuckin'- fuckin' Avril La-whasserface."
I was mortified for two reasons. He proceeded to shout her name very loudly in a crowded carriage, which in itself is embarassing enough, to have some drunken lunatic shouting at you on a scummy arriva train. But the fact that a) I am much cooler than Avril Lavigne and b) I could tell people were really thinking "wtf, she's not even nearly foxy enough to be that minxy little sexpot" made me go red as a tomato, I kid ye not.
That is the only time I've been mistaken for anyone interesting. There was this girl who followed me around a theme park for about 20 minutes insisting that my name was Claire...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 15:19, closed)
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