MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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I'm not gay... honest.At a friend of the Mrs' birthdays a couple of weeks back. We'd swigged a bottle of vino before we went down there. One of her (male) friends had brought along his new boyfriend. To whom I was introduced shaking his hand he came right up to me, assuming he was doing the, ahem, lady like thing I kissed him on the cheek, not noticing his slightly stunned look, he pulled out and went for the other cheek (how continental!? I thought), so yep - kissed him on the other cheek. Timing it to perfection - just as the music dropped -"I was only asking you name" says he - "what do you think I am??" ooh dear oh dear, had to have a sit down at the bar for a little while in embarrasment.
length or girth - NO THANKS!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 14:52, closed)
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