MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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SHAG!When i was 17, at 6th Form Collage ball I managed to upset a couple of girls, one of which I was literally an inch away to getting off with. It was set in a nightclub in Colchester, a crappy one where loads of squaddies go and start fights.
She asks me my name. I shout "SHAK". She gives me an odd look that and says 'what?'. "SHAAAAK"! I reply. Then they ran away.
Annoyed by this, it later dawned on me that my name sounds very close to SHAG in a nightclub, and this fit girl seemed to think I was asking for one within 1 minute of meeting her,
Not my finest hour.
Mein Pimmel ist Grosse!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 16:17, closed)
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