russian experiment
During the eighties, when the cold war was at it's height, the Russians set up an academy to teach gifted primates the skill of flying. After five years of schooling, they were put into planes and sent into the skies.

They were named after the model of aircraft they flew:

Migs Apes

[Is this the worst so far?]
(frankspencer, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 16:09, 6 replies)

If they made it into a movie
It's be Project X-ski.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 Feb 2008, 16:10, closed)

I thought better of you Frank!
You could at least have written in a bit of primate pron!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 16:16, closed)

nope
I think my migs tapas was worse!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 16:27, closed)

Yes. Yes it is.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 16:27, closed)

from tvgohome.com
7.30pm new series
Kelly Monteith's Orangutan Airshow

Following a long absence from our screens, the off-beat observational comic returns to host this no-expense-spared travelling entertainment show in which untrained orangutan 'pilots' take to the skies using real aircraft.
This week: Kenny's band of flailing primates visits RAF Benson to lead a squadron of Harrier jump-jets up into the wild blue yonder, shortly before hurtling to the ground in a spectacular series of hilarious and deadly high-speed crashes.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 17:45, closed)

Hands down
The worst so far, no matter what anyone else says.
(Spreddum O Grrrr. That's my vicious circle, that is., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 5:50, closed)