Ex-wives! Deceit! Funerals! Darts!
Recently I left my phone connected to my ex-wife after finishing a call and telling her I was having a quiet evening. During the next 45 minutes she heard me drunkenly chatting up a couple of girls, singing, having a bit of a row with someone and discussing the theory of sales very loudly.

She was less than happy, and I was in the doghouse for some time.

Also, the Bullseye theme tune is not an appropriate ringtone at your grandmother's funeral. Even less so if it rings only minutes after the coffin slides away and everyone is still sitting there, grief stricken. Even less so than that if you've spent half the bloody day reminding your father and brother to turn their bloody phones off.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:27, 6 replies)

Nice headline!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:33, closed)

Whoa!
Why does the ex get to give you grief?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:33, closed)

I had lied to her...
and because we still have quite a close relationship, particularly as my son is involved.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:41, closed)

Fair enough
Shouldn't fib should you? Bad man!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:44, closed)

I'm a bad bad man
in a good good way
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:52, closed)

click for the headline!

(BarryChuckle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:27, closed)