Don't leave your phone on the table when you go for a slash in the pub,
they're called mobiles for a reason you know.

Anyhoo I once put my number into a mates phone under the name 'Big Gay Anal' or somesuch, and then when he got back and settled in sent a text that said something along the lines of: 'Your subscription is due to be updated, as such we will be deducting £49.99 from your phone's account, ring this number for full details or how to stop'

He read the text, said 'What the fuck!?' and when everyone asked why wouldn't say, scrolled down, broke into a sweat, and left, where upon my phone started ringing.

I could probably have continued the joke but I'm not very good at keeping a straight face with such malarkies, so instead we all jeered down the phone and fessed up so he could rejoin us and stop panicking.

Much hilarity had by all, it cured his phone flashing tendencies, and he always knew when I was calling!
( ..wil, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)