Fred
A friend texted me to say that his horrific ex-wife had tried adding him on Facebook. Without going into the circumstances of their break-up, this shook him so much that he contemplated deleting his account. The text conversation went back and fore; the core of which was me telling him he shouldn't delete his account, just block her.

He's re-married since and his last missive was "and all this on my wedding anniversary too!". This was new information to me so I replied "Oh crikey! Just leave it till the anniversary's done and deal with it next week."

Unfortunately, thanks to the wonders of predictive text, "crikey!" came up as "Ashley!", leaving it very much looking like he was getting advice from Fred Elliot off of Coronation Street.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 15:13, 2 replies)

'horrific ex-wife', hahahahaha,
prenez un click just for that.

'Horrific ex-wife' - and she still thought he'd accept her on FB. Says it all.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:42, closed)

Thanks muchly
Also have a belated click for your entry to 'The Dark' QOTW last week. Didn't read it until it was too late to reply.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:38, closed)