So many pets
so many funny memories.

Ratity the rat, he loved being lord of the living room and terrifying the dog and the cats (he was 3 feet long nose to tail tip).
He loved his sip of tea which with the amount of caffeine in it to his small body would send him on a 20 minute frenzied run around the edge of the room.
He also liked to nibble wires. One day he went behind the telly so I reached around the back for him. Squelch! "Oh my god I've squashed him."
Lifted my hand and looked at my finger. He'd done a huge turd and I'd impaled it. Nice. He promptly wandered out from the side and went into his music center cupboard house.
I'm sure he looked at me and wondered "Why are you playing with my shit?"
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:08, 1 reply)

Even tho my dog is probably not much smarter than her own faeces.
I'm pretty sure she sits there with a smug feeling as she watches me pick her shits every couple of days.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:09, closed)