Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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Not a nativity play but it was a school christmas play so what more do you wantI was only in a school play once I got a fantastic part, I played, wait for it...
A MENU!
No actually, not a menu THE menu. I even had my own song, which I remember a bit of to this day:
I am the menu
for this venue
and i hope you have a very pleasent stay
I have a hunch
you'll enjoy this lunch
on this very very merry christmas day
I had to wear a large sandwhich board with the specials written on the front and "It sure beats school dinners" on the back, which I seem to remember got a big laugh, (but in retrospect i suspect they were laughing at the twat who was pleased to play a menu). The worst part of this is that I seem to remember I had a comparitiveley large part, as I was accompanied on stage by three sprouts, a turkey and a christmas pudding and each had their own song.
I still feel guilty for making my parents sit through that god awful play.
Length? Probably about an hour, but I'm sure it seemed much longer
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:07, Reply)
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