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Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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I have this great idea for a Christmas play
it's a sort of modern updating of 'A Christmas Carol.' I call it 'The Twelve Lays of Christmas.' What happens is that I'm visited on Christmas Night, on my deathbed, by a ghost, who rewards me for a virtuous life by allowing me to experience sex with twelve women that, in real life, I never got to have sex with.

The twist is that various celebrities are invited to the performances, and all the women I pick are said to be their Mums. I was thinking that the sex itself could be an amusing comment on the celebrity. Like, if it was the Chancellor of the Exchequer, "anyone who'd want to keep track of millions of pounds would have be quite anal..."

The idea is that I'm not really having sex with the women themselves, but with angels who take their form. I was thinking you could show that by having a transparent balloon take the place of the angel.
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 17:57, Reply)

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