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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Not sure what's worse...
...the loud arguing or the noisy intercourse...

I live in a terraced house. One one side we have a couple who live there. One of the couple has some kids from a previous marriage, who stop over a day or two per week. They occasionally have short lived arguments, and sometimes the kids have screaming competitions (no, not a euphemism - literally a competition to see who can scream the loudest) but on it's own, that's not too unbearable because it's not too frequent. However, that couple obviously "love each other very much", as the gentleman's prowess betwixt the bedclothes is clearly illustrated by the lady's frequent gasps, grunts and squeals of ecstatic pleasure reverberating through the walls. Seriously, he's either really good at the performance, or she has superb acting skills. Part of me finds it absolutely hilarious, another part of me finds it annoying. No, I don't press my ear against the wall to listen. I'm not you.

On the other side though, we've got a couple who definitely do not appear to "love each other very much". At a guess, the only reason they're together is because a one-night stand resulted in an unexpected pregnancy and they "did the right thing". Right thing? My arse. The loud arguments usually take place any time between the hours of 11pm and 4am. I say 'arguments', I very rarely hear the bloke's voice, but the woman's shriek penetrates the air like a hot knife through shit. They split up for a while, which gave us about 2 months' respite, but after getting back together for some fucking unfathomable reason, their late night discussions started again.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:34, 4 replies)
Ahh, arguments.
My old neighbours used to have intellectual arguments that went;
"Fuck off"
"No YOU fuck off"
"No YOU fuck off"
"No YOU fuck off"
"No YOU fuck off"... etc.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:48, closed)
Yep!
The word "fuck" and it's many variants make many an appearance. "Fuck", "Fucker", "Fuckin", "Fucked" and other versions thereof.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, closed)
your post
best thing with the aruging couple -- get some bass heavy music and place your speakers up against the wall to their house -- then switch it on a little after they stop shouting
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:07, closed)
or you could

get some lovely classical music, the really nice stuff and whack it up full every time they start arguing... I'm thinking Dvorjak or maybe some Grieg... if that fails Spiral Tribe might make them think a bit.

Sad way for a couple of people to end up though, poor divils.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:39, closed)

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