My Best Mate
Has technically been my neighbour for years, living only a street away (but houses in sight of each other).

Once when we were at school we were playing with a penny floater (for anyone not familiar its a cheap 99p football that when kicked flies literally anywhere but where you aimed it with the fury of 20 hurricanes, then fizzles out after about 6ft) in his back garden during our dinner hour. It was pretty icy but we didnt care until the ball went on top of his garage.

Mate is sent up to get it, balancing the icy bin on the icy path and climbing up onto the icy, slippery roof. Ball is returned to ground level and the trouble begins! friend slips on the roof and falls onto his arse. Then rolls off the roof, into the bin.



Funniest. Thing. Ive. Ever. Seen.

Needless to say our hysterical laughing fit did not aid him in getting out of said bin, much to his venomous fury......i still cry laughing when i think about it, he finds it mildly funny now and it happened roughly 1998
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:30, 4 replies)

We used to call then airfloats
I bet your mate felt like a right donut aswel
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:36, closed)

You could say that.....
Hes very mild mannered but he was madder than a sack of cats that day....which made it even funnier :-D rolf
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:46, closed)

Best description of fly-aways I've ever heard!
"a cheap 99p football that when kicked flies literally anywhere but where you aimed it with the fury of 20 hurricanes, then fizzles out after about 6ft."

Click just for that
(TheColonel, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:09, closed)

kerzink!
is the sounds they make when you blam them off a garage wall, or younger siblings head
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55, closed)