We had a neighbour like that
Before I finally bought my own place, I shared a house with four other blokes, two of whom had girlfriends who practically lived with us. This meant a lot of cars parked in front, however if any part of any one of them crossed the invisible boundary between our house and the next, sad git next door would be banging on the front door demanding it be moved in case the ambulance needed to come for his elderly mother. In the eighteen months I lived there I only ever saw one ambulance, and that was for one of us. Come to think of it, we never did see his elderly mother, either.

Most of us just ignored him, although the Australian living with us did do a massive shit on his doorstep one night just before flying home.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:49, Reply)