Best thing I overheard in a nightclub
that wasn't said by me... What? Oh.

The dancefloor of the Subway, Edinburgh Cowgate. Said to my incredibly large breasted friend (seriously, big as your head).

"Scuse me love, you've got MASSIVE tits."

"Jesus Christ, tell me something I don't know..."

*pause*

"Okay, Rhinos have a gestation period of two years. Bet you didn't know that!"

*stunned silence*


Who said the art of seduction was dead?
(Rakky (forgot her password) Jan Moir is a stupid bitch, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 12:39, closed)

I know that one
The only time i ever tried to get into that scrubway was with 3 other guys, all quite talk with black jackets on, we were refused entry.
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:00, closed)

Brilliant!
Important question, though: did the line work?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:24, closed)

That IS brilliant
first laugh on a low evening
(jingle fucking raymond luxury yacht solutions touch my bum, this is life, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 22:08, closed)

You know the rule
Photos, or... ;)
(EuroSong really loves horses, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 16:19, closed)

I DJ'd* there!
*may just have been playing a selection of my dodgy cd collection.
(brackishboy cannot be named for legal reasons, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 18:06, closed)

Heh!
Charmer.
(SnowyTheRabbit, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 22:39, closed)

oi
they're not THAT big.

ooooh, my first b3ta words...
(Nunnerfly, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:27, closed)

Sorry Nunners
*kowtows by way of apology*
(Rakky (forgot her password) Jan Moir is a stupid bitch, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:06, closed)