Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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early nightFew years back, met up with some work mates for a Friday night drink or two in a bar just off the Strand. One of the people we were with regularly turns into a lecherous twat after a few pints and was exceeding expectations very early and beginning to really get on my nerves...
So rather than continue to drink to the point where I would end up doing something I would really regret (punch him) I decide to call it an early night, left the pub at 10.30 feeling quite proud, mature and a little bit self righteous. Then broke a metatarsal, no idea how or why, walking the 50 yards to get a cab.
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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:17,
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Karma is......inaccurate at best.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:01,
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