Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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The good old daysIm new.
Anyway. Picture the scene.
A horribly nasty red carpet covered in chewing gum and rough chipped stone walls. The school lecture theater. It was the beginning of Year 11.
Every boy in the year bragging about their loss of shackles. Even the ugly ginger prick had done 'it'!
Then me and my mates, the only 3 in the year not to have done 'it', (still wondering why they called a quick shag 'it') picking on the little kids that walked past to get the registers. Excellent for frustration.
About a month in and it turns out this fit girl liked me, had done since year 7. When i say fit, i mean, it wasnt ugly but a bit fat. I didnt care, i still dont, it got me resepct.
We started courting afew days later, after a couple of weeks, it was time, her parents had gone to tenerife, yet again(rich bitch). So few school days later and lying to the parents I arrived at Chelsea's house. The night was young, 2 wanks and a long shower was all it took for me to be ready, Unfortunately, it took her an extra half hour. Sat lonely in her living room with nothing for company except family photos and the glaring eyes of her policeman father. She came down, i thought 'why the effort and nice clothes if there not gonna be on for long?'.
We had afew drinks, alcopops, brilliant for young teenage lads. She was off, rubbing places id never cared to notice on a girl before, so i did the gentlemanly things and replaced her hands with my own, upstsairs we struggled, clothes came off along with the lining of her stomach, now all over my chest with her tea.
suffice to say, no one knew the truth, everyone thought we shagged, all the pricks from the beginning of the year came to me for advice about 'it'. hey i was 15, I dont care, couple of weeks later it was my place and no drinks.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 19:42, Reply)
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