Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Penis Sweetheartin a kind of American Pie moment but long before the movie and a tad darker, i sort of technically lost my virginity when i was eleven to an anatomically perfect vagina i fashioned from wet clay - having got the idea from some device called the "Penis Sweetheart", in the adverts section of a crumpled and bewilderingly sticky porn mag found in a hedge behind the tennis courts.
Despite this effort at preemption, however, seven years later i was proven completely and utterly wrong - thank christ.
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octopus footwear raaa, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 19:05,
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