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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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Lies

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:44, 1 reply)
"keyless starting meant I was ready for Justice at the press of a button"
wetting myself.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:45, closed)
I heard you once put a conker up your bum to make it harder as your anus contains so much vinegar
is this true?
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:51, closed)
I heard that your arm-bones are made from layers of wet newspaper and you used to get your Mum to wank you off because if you did it yourself you gave your cock a Chinese burn.

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:56, closed)
I heard that your head looks like someone put the end of a hockey stick inside a shirt.
Your torso is so weak that you once swallowed too much air and you had to go to A&E.

When they evaluated you, they said that you're lucky to be alive since it's theoretically impossible for an abortion to live outside the womb for 26 years.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:07, closed)
Tears, in my eyes.

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:34, closed)

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