i have never used my breasts to get attention
just to keep my knees warm.

i have never stolen some of my boss' chocolates when working at the weekend. and let him think it was the trainee.

i have never cried to get out of a parking ticket. or a speeding ticket.

i have never driven to the gym, which is not even 7 minutes away by foot.

i have never inadvertently smashed a careless toddler in the face with my make-up case and then secretly felt more concern for the designer contents of said bag (that kid had a head like a bullet) than for the child.

i have certainly never tripped in my killer heels when making my way along my row in the theatre and spilled diet coke down the back of the woman in the wheelchair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:41, 11 replies)

You massive shit.
I hope you die in a fire.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:33, closed)

"I have never used my breasts to get attention"
POIDNH..... Hold on. It 'didn't' happen.
Well pictures would be nice anyway.
(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:18, closed)

sure
i'll just lift up the hem of my coat, and you can take the shots...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:14, closed)

You do seem to attract a certain type of response!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:08, closed)

Unfairly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:08, closed)

Well
I laughed at them all.
(Wagane, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 1:11, closed)

I have never used my breasts to get attention...
... used as a QOTW title!

Self-defeating expression of the day!

Love it.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:14, closed)

Missed point of the day.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:38, closed)

Maybe...
.. I thought that was the idea - that she was using "breasts" in the title to gain attention and so fulfilling the brief of something that she denied but had done really. Seemed rather clever to me, that was all.

Perhaps I'm confused. It's happened before.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:58, closed)

You use your breasts to keep your knees warm?
Some might say that ability is an indication that you need to get a better bra...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:54, closed)

Depends...
.. what posture you are lying in, I guess.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:00, closed)