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Our Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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I think the most obvious obsolete skill amongst B3tans is the ability to read.
How else do you explain the multitude of people who think that they are the only ones able to remember BT Chargecard numbers, know how to type 'GO TO 10', be able to edit reel to reel tape, make bread, recall cheats for Driller and quote lines from Red Dwarf?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:23, 32 replies)
I can neither read or write.
I stand as a classic example of illiteracy in a terrible indictment of the state of Broken Britain.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:31, closed)
Well, I knwo you can't write... ;)

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:33, closed)
Fuck.

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:34, closed)
INTERNET SELF IMMOLATION AHOY

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:44, closed)
i refute your claim for illitercy
i took and failed advanced illiteracy for idiots that makes less qualified than you to be illiterate so there for i am better than you at being illiterate
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:45, closed)

QED
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:54, closed)
Shabby duck has out done himself in the shittest question stakes.

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:05, closed)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Also
What Mong the Merciless said. Hard.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:07, closed)
Lolz

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:11, closed)
If we're going to be picky
The question is 'tell us about obsolete talents you still have'.

Writing the same thing as someone else is still an approriate answer. You seem to be misreading the question, not everybody else.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:31, closed)
Nope
In fact my retarded friend I have read it fine. xxx
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:43, closed)
Also you miss the point of the statement
regardless of the shit answers the question is still shit.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:45, closed)
I worked out
that's what you were trying to say. I guess you have to find a different way to say it, seeing as yours is the 159th post saying the same thing.

Ironic, no?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:17, closed)
What are you gibbering about turd boy.
If you spent more time having fun on here and less time crying like a baby you might enjoy yourself more. If you do not like what I say click me on ignore instead of all this wah wah wah talk.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:19, closed)
username+throw+dummy+pram

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:22, closed)
Haha
To be honest Squizza. Username is just lonely.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:25, closed)
lol
help! help! The shitflinging chimp brigade have arrived.

Zzzzz.

Are you complaining about me complaining?

You posted a rather dull, totally unoriginal moan about the answers, like 900 people (self included) have already done, and when I half arsedly comment on it, you think I'm being a baby?

Excellent. Yuo = n00b.

You hit your ignore button, I find your posts entertaining. Keep it up!
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:34, closed)
Haha. Brilliant.
You've just replied to your own post and castigated yourself for being a dull noob.

Your shitness is breathtaking.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:38, closed)
*Looks up castigated*

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:02, closed)
*looks up skirt*
Cor!
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:10, closed)
To be honest
as you don't seem to see past your tears of frustration, it is hard to to talk to you. You are an extremely boring young mong who takes this website far too seriously.

Go and put on your stained Y-Fronts and take a step outside and take a breath of fresh air, calm down and try not to take the internet so seriously.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:43, closed)

you are digging yourself a deeper hole username...........
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:47, closed)
I realise that
I'm still not sure whether to explode in a furious meltdown or go and read the BBC news.

I think I'll let this one go though.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:54, closed)
Daily Mail innit?

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:56, closed)
I'm fairly sure you are arguing with the wrong person on two different levels here.

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:48, closed)
I miss Rory Lyon

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:56, closed)
Possibly
but none of them count as talents, regardless.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:50, closed)

TBH ufm I think mt is right.

Also people like DR Shambolic, Scarpe,
Vagabond, Mock Turtle are far more
entertaining than most of the answers......
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:50, closed)
I heard tell that if you say "DR SHAMBOLIC" backwards three times while looking in the mirror, your penis magically grows.

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:57, closed)
Mine's achieved nearly four centimetres already and I only whispered.

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:58, closed)
Yes you are correct
I can't read the bit in the title that says unique old stuff I know.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 14:04, closed)
Silly me,
thinking that people may like to try to be original in their responses. I aim too high, I know.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 14:13, closed)

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