How to make your wife orgasm?

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

NO WICKSY CHAT!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAETCOHMYSIDES!
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:18, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

Chompy hates it when they become conscious

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

"It'll blow you away!!" - Paul Ross

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:25, 1 reply, 2 days ago)

I don't know which is worse.
That this happened, or that she told someone else that this happened.

Or that she knew that was the only time they had fucked and so that was the only way she got knocked up.

Hang on! You work with Mrs Battered!!!!?????? Is she very sad at the moment?
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 2 days ago)

lithium haha

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 May 2013, 19:26, 1 reply, 2 days ago)

UMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNGUMNG

(Joey__Deacon, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:12, 14 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

Sure
Just stand in front of a mirror and wave
(Michael Biehn Marines! We are leaving!, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

Don't "waste" money going on a date.
Get your Mum to dress up in her sauciest knicks and make your Dad watch while you pole her little pink sixpence.

Hey presto!
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:02, 2 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

I'm such a prick

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 May 2013, 8:46, 1 reply, 3 days ago)

Really?
I'd knock your fucking garage down then
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:41, 5 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Is that because you think proper tea is theft?

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

My Mum got free tickets to see that and when he came on stage I shouted out "I love you Richard Blackwood"
He looked really confused and my Mother was ashamed of me.
( wanderlust, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:42, 2 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Which company's water filters does Plumdozer use?
BRITA'S!!!
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Q: something something He-Man something killing Dozer's hamster
A: something something GRACE-CULL!!!!!
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

How did Plumdozer get arrested?
He went into his local off licence and asked for a TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Q: why was Plumdozer's apple so depressed?
A: it had a SAD CORE!!!!!
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Q: why do Plumndozer's legs look so short?
A: because he's wearing a BIG TOP!!!!!
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Sure it's not butts plug?
It's a matter of life and death, I need to accurately describe to the paramedics what happened to your mum.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:24, 4 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

Do you mind?
We call them the 'African-American Air Ambulance Service' these days.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 21 May 2013, 15:48, 1 reply, 5 days ago)