What an amazing evening on /OT eh?
When was the time you found the internet to be shit?
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:14, 16 replies, latest was 7 hours ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha evening thread hahahahaha
haha yeah hahahahaaahahahahahaaaahahaaa

haha

yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:47, 4 replies, latest was 8 hours ago)

Dead Evening Thread
Evening posters! Use this new thread to not post in!!
(GeordieJay Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:00, 17 replies, latest was 10 hours ago)

FOOOOOOOOD

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:04, 6 replies, latest was 12 hours ago)

I asked before but no one really answered
what should I get mrs ape for our third anniversary, leather. Consider that she doesn't need a bag, wallet or belt...i could get shoes, but she's got me shoes so...

alt: best forrin food that's not one of the normal ones like indian/chinese/thai/italian/french etc.

altalt: Where's frank, did he get binned by the authorities?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:31, 91 replies, latest was 14 hours ago)

So what do you have planned for this week? Anything less than dull for a change?
Alt: go on then; lunch?
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:43, 138 replies, latest was 15 hours ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:39, 3 replies, latest was 13 hours ago)

Fucks sake are we going to limp along in that thread all day?
Why is everyone so shit? You got problems at home or something?

Alt: Make up a stupid name for Harters' stupid pet.
Keep it to yourself though, eh.
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:24, 111 replies, latest was 17 hours ago)

Morning all
For the dad's here how was fathers day?

For the others how was Sunday?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 7:38, 169 replies, latest was 18 hours ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha starting new threads hahahaha
hahahaha yeah hahahahahaahahahaahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:34, Reply)

Jeff says I should start a new thread
So I have. I don't give a fuck, I'm ratarsed again but I have made an intriguing QOTwanker suggestion.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 20:25, 6 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha Tim
hahaha yeah

yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 19:43, 6 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

C'MON TIM!

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 17:38, 6 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha joke accounts
hahahahahaha yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 10:19, 15 replies, latest was 2 days ago)

Marriage Counsellor
It looks like Charles Saatchi has been using off topic.
(Top Internet Divorce Lawyer on behalf of Mrs Battered, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 9:19, 1 reply, 2 days ago)

i've got a compacted bowel
what have you got
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:47, 31 replies, latest was 2 days ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha gym hahahaha
yeah

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 9:24, 11 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

Get up you lazy gits
I'm off to the gym (haha yeah gym like that's a place hahahaha) and then drive to the Essex coast for sunny pub lunch!

What about you lot? Come forward and admit you're at work so yea and verily may we mocketh ye
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 8:47, 16 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahahaha

yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:40, 3 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

Friday Evening
In? Out?

Imma drinkin light foaming ale and falling asleep.

Rockanfuckinrollmuthafukkas.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha friday
hahahahaha yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:53, 4 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

Friday afternoon generic wind down thread
I have numerous shitty tasks to get over and done with before 5pm and the pub. I have coffee, RATM Live and Dairy Milk Oreo to get me through it.

How are you surviving Friday?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:22, 121 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Hey guys
In Kroney's latest profile picture he looks distressingly like one of the chuckle brothers.
( Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:20, 72 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Hiya gang it's me, Monty!!!! Yes, that's right, Monty.
You know, from the internet.

I'm really fucking bored, really fucking tired and need to keep myself occupied to prevent time from standing still for the rest of the afternoon.

Can anyone recommend some diverting "web sites" that I can go on without getting sacked?
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:49, 36 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Monty Python:
Good?
Brilliant?
Not your taste but you can understand why some people like it?
Utter shite?
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:43, 65 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha Syria
hahahahaha

yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:16, 4 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

So the Americans are going to Arm the opposition in Syria.
Good thing/Bad thing?

I'm sort of for it, considering more people are dying now per day than they were in the worst parts of the Iraqi conflict.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:21, 111 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha weekend plans hahahaha
hahahaha yeah shaving

haha

yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:08, 9 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

WEEKEND PLANS THREAD
Go team Autism!
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:30, 179 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

IMPORTANT SHAVING ANNOUNCEMENT
So, I purchased a packet of Feather blades. These are japanese and a reputed to be amongst the sharpest blades available on the market.

I was a little cynical that they would feel any different to the other blades I tried, and given that they cost about three times as much I wasn't sure they would even be good value for money.

However, I was wrong, they are noticeably sharper and appear to be long lasting too so they will be my blade of choice from now on.

As you were.
( Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:52, 11 replies, latest was 4 days ago)