( drimble Great trousers, made by b3tans, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:20, Reply)

Shouting into the void...

( GeordieJay sigs are for squares, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 11:06, 14 replies, latest was 14 hours ago)

Now Arsenal Wenger.

(Set your faces to Stunned Guffmeister General, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

WINTON!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:22, 3 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

Good weather is here!
This immediately makes it difficult to walk past the pub on the way home without stopping for a pint. Both extremes of hot and cold weather propel me into the nearest pub.

Anyone got any sun plans? Definitely barbecuing on Saturday if it keeps up.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 8:27, 3 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

And now impressively eyebrowed
drill sergeant from full metal jacket and the frighteners.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:44, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

Rob Manual, CEO of Beeter, invented the word BFF. To make sure your account is safe on Beeter, type BFF in a comment. If it appears green, your account is protected. If it does not appear in green, change your password immediately because it may be hacked by someone.”
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:23, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

BFF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 8:11, 4 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

Look at the wacky Japanese people
youtu.be/kv-ieyWqcXI
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 17:39, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

And now
Eric Bristow.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Thu 5 Apr 2018, 22:29, 4 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

I've discovered Skyrim.
I seem to be spending a lot of time cooking, collecting books and sitting in taverns. My character is essentially an ultra violent tamagotchi. Not really sure why I'm telling you this. Just for something to say really and to get the taste of Winnie Mandela out of Off Topics' hideous composite mouth.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:57, 3 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

And now
Winnie Mandela.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:24, 2 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

I pulled it back too far and now it won't go back lol

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:41, 5 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

Netflix and Amazon Prime
give me too many options of films to watch.
Things were much easier when there were only 4 channels.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:48, 5 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Just finished a trade show at Warwick university and my feet hurt
Just thought you'd like to know.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:25, 9 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

The snow's back!
A bit. I'm going to eat a cooked breakfast then go up on the downs and frolic.

What are you going to do, empty whistling void?

youtu.be/eCPjQNwdS9A
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Sun 18 Mar 2018, 9:42, Reply)

Everything smells of
skunk on this train. Why's no-one scared of getting caught anymore?

And while we're at it, why are young people so shit? When I was a young person young people were great! And they listened to good music and there weren't any nasty terrorists except the ones who did 9/11 and the Irish ones who weren't as scary because they weren't identikit beardies wearing dresses. Everything's rubbish now and we're all going to get killed by Russians or North Koreans or feminists or a big asteroid or AIDS before I get to grow old and annoy people by getting in their way at bus stops and talking to shop staff for 8 fucking minutes rather than just buy my soup and go home to die.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Fri 16 Mar 2018, 17:33, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)

And now Jim Bowen

( Peej, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 13:53, 3 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)

And now Stephen Hawking.
Good innings all things considered.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:22, Reply)

Oh no! Russia!
May's going to go medieval on Putin's arse! Like sending Boris over with an inflated pigs bladder on a stick to bop him on the nose I guess?

Is this cause for concern? Probably not. No-one's going to read this except Drimble and Captain Placid anyway. Unless Meatsnake pops in to tell me to fuck off.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Tue 13 Mar 2018, 7:40, 2 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)

RIP Ken Dodd
and his tickle stick.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:35, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)

It's my birthday today, celebrating 36 years of largely uninterrupted breathing.

I will spend the day slopping about eating nice things and getting drunk with the missus.

How do you celebrate yours? Any suggestions gratefully received.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Sat 10 Mar 2018, 8:07, 4 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)

Mothers day
Anyone got any exciting plans or are you bad children, or orphans?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Fri 9 Mar 2018, 7:39, 3 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)

Alexa's laughing at us!
www.google.com/amp/www.ladbible.com/technology/technology-weird-people-are-claiming-their-alexa-machines-are-randomly-laughing-20180307.amp.html#ampshare=http://www.ladbible.com/technology/technology-weird-people-are-claiming-their-alexa-machines-are-randomly-laughing-20180307

What does it all mean?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Thu 8 Mar 2018, 7:02, 2 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)

So, SNOW!!
Regale us with tales of the snowpocalypse where you are.
I had to scrape the car twice today. Sad times.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:32, 24 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)

Mornington Crescent B3tans
I'm in Whitstable and I can smell bacon.

What does the day hold for you?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:31, 3 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)

New off topic thread
Hello fellow poster.

Do you like eating? What is it that you like eating?

Are you going out this weekend?
Where are you going out this weekend?

Do you want to join my gang? It's not a cult.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:33, 15 replies, latest was 2 months ago)

My new favourite thing
youtu.be/IV3w3p7jnKE
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 2 months ago)

Have you seen the new Black Panther film?
If you have or you haven't you might be racist. America has become a lot more entertaining since Barack Obama dicked over race relations to an even greater extent than they were already.

For lunch I have a tuna sandwich and boring low fat crisps.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:37, 8 replies, latest was 2 months ago)

Weekend plans for your weakened glans?
I'm going to taker the missus out for a nice meal then savagely penetrate her with my throbbing, circumcised... debate points about politics n' that.

Also, anyone who's up north might get to see the aura of Boris in the night sky. Lucky!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Bleating into the whirlwind., Fri 16 Feb 2018, 8:32, 8 replies, latest was 2 months ago)