And now Mike Lindup

( Richard mcbeef , you know, off the internet?, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 2 days ago)

And now The Duke of Edinburgh
RIP YRH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Come on 2017. Let's have it!, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 15:31, 8 replies, latest was 2 days ago)

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

( drimble, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:21, 1 reply, 5 days ago)

And now Brian Cant
any more.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 19:24, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

Frog, he'
s the one who made the bet
( drimble, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 17:27, Reply)

After the latest couple of public atrocities, should the authorities consider a ban on white vans?
Your thoughts please.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 11:36, 9 replies, latest was 6 days ago)

Weekend plans anyone?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Thu 15 Jun 2017, 21:27, 28 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

I have just worked out how to edit and more importantly close OT

( Peej, Tue 13 Jun 2017, 15:03, 23 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

The DUP want Farage on the Brexit
negotiating team. So Corbyns gains just mean a further right group will be calling some of the shots.

Bacon roll and orange juice, something about trainers, what happened to Dozer.

Actually, what did happen to Dozer?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Tue 13 Jun 2017, 7:41, 4 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Big fat smelly sweaty fanny's.
(spamishfly Quite keen on sex workers, Mon 12 Jun 2017, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da DEADMAN!
And now Adam West.

But oddly, not Richard Hammond
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Jun 2017, 17:41, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

And now the NHS
2342
( drimble, Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:27, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

And now Theresa May

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Jun 2017, 6:02, 9 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

adidas busenitz blue on blue colourway y/n

(spamishfly Quite keen on sex workers, Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:13, 7 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

Have a nice shit mate!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

GO TEAM CONSERVATIVE!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:26, 4 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

This week I'm learning all about how to plan lifts using mobile cranes.
Any of you cunts learning anything new this week?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 18:29, 5 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

and now Bodger

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:05, 5 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

On a tree a cuckoo,
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim,
on a tree a cuckoo sat.

There came a young hunter,
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim,
there came a young hunter's man.

He shot the poor cuckoo,
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim,
he shot dead the poor cuckoo.

However, as a year last,
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim,
however, when a year had passed.

There the cuckoo was again,
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim,
there the cuckoo was again there.
( drimble, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:59, 4 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

and now wallace

( GeordieJay Streetlife., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:59, 6 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

It isn't the fact that people tend to say "he was like, she was like, etc" every 5 seconds (interspersed with uninventive and repetitive swearing); it is the simple fact that anyone who thinks reciting prior conversations verbatim is a massively boring individual. You could replace any 15 - 30 year olds brain with an electronic one with a dozen stock phrases and I would be none the wiser.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:25, 6 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

Happy Candlemas, Drimble xx

( GeordieJay Streetlife., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:22, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

2353

( drimble, Sat 27 May 2017, 13:49, 15 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

WANK

( Richard mcbeef , you know, off the internet?, Fri 26 May 2017, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:23, 14 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

And now Rich Buckler

( drimble, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:11, Reply)

And now Nicky Hayden

( drimble, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:24, Reply)

Weekend glans

( GeordieJay Streetlife., Fri 19 May 2017, 15:56, 7 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

And now Chris Cornell
2017 really needs to kill some better celebrities.
( Peej, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:15, 8 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

And now Ian Brady
Hopefully it was long, drawn out and painful.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 May 2017, 22:12, 11 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)