And now Jerry Lewis

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 20 Aug 2017, 19:08, 3 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

And now Brucie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 16:44, 2 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 16:37, Reply)

Racist statues in America!
Racist statues in America!

Next time I go to a kids party I'm going to suggest playing racist statues. Every time the kid turns round, everyone else freezes and calls him a wog.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

Public notice: buthratureoff tentopixes has moved
For all our new, up-to-the-minute internet LOLs you’ll need to head over to www.b3ta.com/questions/LYPTY2/post2629285 , where the same bag of fools will be continuing to provide celebrity death threads, the occasional tumbleweed, and one-sided 80s trainer chat.
( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Sun 13 Aug 2017, 23:17, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

This is stencilled on the wall at the gym I just joined.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Sat 12 Aug 2017, 13:01, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

That dense looking
model who got kidnapped (apparently) in Italy came from my home town. As did the girl who got murdered by Amanda Knox in Italy.

Isn't that fucking interesting eh?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Thu 10 Aug 2017, 11:17, Reply)

And now Glen Campbell

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Aug 2017, 22:17, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

I haven't been to a
summer fete in years.

Or a harvest festival since I was in primary school. All the best traditions happen in winter apparently.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Tue 8 Aug 2017, 18:15, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

I've just seen the most amazing mine on telly.
It was ore inspiring.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Mon 7 Aug 2017, 14:31, 12 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 9:13, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)

Shelley

( Richard mcbeef had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

And now Robert Hardy
HAPPY NOW STUNNED POSTER
( Richard mcbeef had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 20:18, 3 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

and now Roy Castle

( Richard mcbeef had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:41, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)

And now North Korea
possibly.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Mon 31 Jul 2017, 9:49, 6 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

People in London are throwing things about again.
The police killed a black guy again, typical eh? They're always doing that. I wonder which bit of the application to join susses out whether you're willing to murder ethnic minorities by forcing them to run away and swallow contraband?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Sat 29 Jul 2017, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

yes it's the weekend thank god this week at work is over although i don't have to go to work ever. gutted everyone else thread

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:38, 9 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 19:11, 3 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Naughty Trump is at it again.
Who will he upset next?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:00, 6 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Hiya

(dozers (fuck off) You big spazzer!, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 14:12, 20 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

COOL FUCKING THREAD BROSEPH

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 11:42, 19 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Whoever - Something innocuous
Dozer - Alright
Richard McBeef - Alright
Meatsnake - Alright! I don't have to go to work ever. Gutted everyone else!
Drimble - Something random copy pasted from Wikipedia.
Spanishfly - I'm fond of children.
Richard McBeef - I bought some trainers inspired by an obscure 90s hip hop album.
Drimble - Something possibly vaguely anti capitalist but you can never really tell
GeordieJay - Ooooh hello peachyface! Etc and so on and so forth.
Rachelswipe - Mung beans, I have a child.
Dr Skagra- 'dies in fire'.
Drimble - I wish I'd stuck to 40k.

Then everyone pisses in their own mouths while staying about from bins on the services at urbydurbydurbyburby.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:50, 16 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

I am pleased to report that
Swiss Toblerone are not shit and mainly made out of gap.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Sun 23 Jul 2017, 13:37, 12 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 15:36, Reply)

And now Pudsey
Who are they going to use for Children In Need next year?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 20:09, 5 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Now Chester Bennington

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:09, 8 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

Captain Placid likes posting that he's content.

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 12:02, Reply)

So! I'll be in to the new gaff by the 10th
Off to Torbay on Sunday for a week with G/F, stepdaughter and small dog - and the new T's and C's on my contract of employment have been approved.
What's going well in your world, my fellow offtopicers?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:23, 8 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

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A great step forward for shoe making!
( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:32, 4 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)

So, what pair of trainers is
everyone having for lunch?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Pipes from Ghostwatch distressed me., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 20:46, 8 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)