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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Very Young
When I was a young boy in the earliest bit of (a middle school pupil) pubescence I was a good footballer at my school.

I had slid in to tackle someone much larger from our local high school and he kicked my thigh and forced his boot studs into my scrotum.

After much pain, and nineteen years later, my partner (as of a few months ago, wife (a fact for which I am *very* grateful)), on our first night together, asks "what the..." when looking at the scarring and our first night of passion was reduced to her sitting on the bed laughing at me.

Scrotum? Fail.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)

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