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This is a question Lies that got out of control

Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I'd had a letter from the police...
Due to me being witness to a crime. On the top of the letter was the Met badge et al. The letter went in my wallet and was forgotten about.

Some time later my (huge as in tall and broad) friend and I were going to get royally plastered. We chose a bad pub to be in if it kicked off, and all knew it. Four pints of guinness ordered (two to be poured during the drinking of the first two) and I opened my wallet to pay. Mr barkeep spotted the letterhead and asks if we were police.

Simultaneously;
Me "No!"
Friend "Yes!"

A moment later;
Me "Yes!"
Friend "No!"

Barkeep; "Well, have these on me before you decide."
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:00, closed)
Hahaha! That's brilliant, that is.
This QOTW is already a mile better than the last.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:14, closed)
Thanks!
I dread to think how far I could have gotten away with things if I had the cajones.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:33, closed)
He's not a real policeman
He's just had too much coffee
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 1:01, closed)
YES!
Black Books! Great episode, that!

*slams down on a chair*

o.O

... "Sat on myself.."
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:29, closed)
I Like This
Click for dodgy boozers.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 20:35, closed)
*click*
for dodgy boozers and quick-thinking barpersons.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 15:22, closed)
Sadly, as the answer implies,
I wasn't the sharpest tool in the box that night!
Cheers though.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:31, closed)

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