Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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the best oneis pulling over and asking for directions to - say the train station. If the passer by replies yes, before they have chance to explain, simply say - "fantastic!" as to seem like you were merely checking local residents for their local knowledge.
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