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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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OK I'll say it
If anyone asks you for directions the first thing you say is: "Well, I wouldn't start from here"
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:51, 1 reply)
Yes it's 'You can't get there from here...
you have to go somewhere else first...'
(, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 16:12, closed)
Ooh... that's a long way
If you're going to walk, you'll have to take a bus.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 17:53, closed)

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