Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I got made redundant....I was made redundant last year from quite a high grade nursing position that I had lied through the interview to get, and although i was a little bit pissed off with it all, i went into work all happy with brilliant exciting lies that ive now got the time to go travelling again, and that my first stop was going to be iceland, i made out i was going to be gone for a few months, to hopefully go see the aurora lights, whales, volcanoes etc...
on my last day the remaining staff sent me a leaving card ''sorry youre leaving, I hope iceland enjoys you as much as we did bla bla bla''
bit of a funny card gesture I thought to myself.... I found out last week that the rumour (lie) had gotten round that i was going to WORK at iceland.. the frozen supermarket. I did wonder why i got the head tilting looks of ''moneys going to be tight for you love, stacking shelves'' karma i guess...
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)
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