I hope someone else
Gets to enjoy sending some ne'er-do-well to some place they've no intention of visiting.

If they manage it without parting with any of their own cash, even better.

If you work in a station environment, can you speak directly to the BTP and get them onside? You'll solve the problem of station beggers in no time at all!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:36, 1 reply)

Not in a station.....
I'm a behind the scenes phone minkey (travel assistance and ticket sales). It'd be good to have the BTP introducing a policy whereby a mere secret handshake/wink/codeword would have them shifting twats out of the vicinity, but word would spread and every freeloader wanting a lift to wherever would just beg in the station and then get taken there, better to do it at random I think. Incidentally, if you know any creative or scriptwriter types the whole scene as you originally described would fit perfectly into a comedy somewhere, it's just a brilliant tale, utterly simple, realistic and plausible. If I'm ever responsible for a repeat I will be chuffed to bits.

However, you Sir, I shall make this very clear, will always get the credit for such a fabulously simple twat deterrent. Whilst there may or may not be funnier QOTW answers, because of the environment in which I work your tale has never ever failed to raise a laugh. I shall endeavor to make Jeffing a verb meaning "to remove a scrounging tosspot from a station".
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:30, closed)

It actually was in a comedy
An episode of Rev, don't remember which one.
(razakel, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:47, closed)

Hmm.
I seem to have missed the Gaz they sent, asking where to send my cheque.

I've never watched Rev - is it any good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:38, closed)

Watchable
Better than it looks, really. And probably not a million miles from the truth.
(razakel, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 7:12, closed)