Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Top Tip (unless you're in a rush)Always take the first left turning you come across, until you arrive at a place you have already been. When this happens, take the first RIGHT turn, then carry on turning left until you arrive at a place you have already been etc. etc. You will eventually cover the whole surrounding area, and have the best looking calf muscles of all your friends.
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