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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Another Top Tip
from someone who's spent 15 years on and off working as a delivery driver. If you need to find an obscure local street in an unfamiliar area:

DO ask: Postmen/women, parcel van drivers (TNT, DHL etc), taxi/minicab drivers, street sweepers, bin men.

DON'T ask: Old ladies, schoolchildren, random dog-walkers, joggers, traffic wardens, police officers.

Or else pop into a paper shop, pick up a local street map, garner the necessary information, put it back and walk out.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

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