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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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In the autumn of 1998 I started college.
I met a girl on the course and we became close friends. Nothing past friendship mind as I had a major crush on her best friend. One day I found her crying and we went and sat in a quiet spot where she sobbingly told me that her father was violent towards her. Having lived in a house with a very violent father for years I told her she should come and stay with me at my parents house. As my mother had been beaten by her former (now deceased) husband for years she welcomed her with open arms. She stayed with us for many months and was very happy. As she opened up more and more she told me about the years of violence and I was shocked to hear her tales of how he had drunkenly sexually abused her.

One day whilst chatting with her best friend, who I was still desperately trying to get closer too she told me "You know that she's a pathological liar right?" "No" I replied. She then went on to explain that pretty much anything that came out of her mouth was a complete fabrication. Her parents had divorced when she was younger and she didn't actually live with him at all. She went on to tell me that her dad was one of the sweetest most gentle guys you'll ever meet. I confronted her that evening asking her if any of it was true. She packed a bag without saying a word and left. The next week I went back to college as normal. A friend of mine came up and said "Is it true?" "What?" I asked. "That you tried it on with her and when she pushed you away you threw her out and now she's had no choice but to go back to an abusive father?" The stories got worse and by the end of the week it was going around that I had tried to rape her. It got so bad I was pretty much hounded out of college and dropped out starting again the following year. I didn't see her again for 8 years. She came bounding up to me in a club threw her arms round me and said "PHIL! I haven't seen you in years!" "Yeh I didn't think you would want to see me seeing as I tried to rape you" I said sharply. "Oh yeh" She said. "Sorry about that I was a real bitch back then"

Her father is now my boss, I don't think he knows but it does make things uncomfortable at work.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:35, 4 replies)
you and me have both had our run of psycho hose beasts
thank god that's over ;)
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:49, closed)
What do you mean over?
I've met your missus and you've met my wife!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:09, closed)
pfffffft.
it's funny cos it's true!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:28, closed)
I'm wondering if I may know you........
I've read your posts before and see that you are from Cornwall. Me too. I looked at your profile to see if I recognised you (I don't, but my memory is truly awful) but I did recognise the welly-dogs your daughter is sat on. I grew up in that town, and went to the secondary school of that town, I'm 29, and left in 1997, although I didn't start the local college until 1998...... And I now live in the next town over. The one with the dude outside the library with the traffic cone on his head!
Coincidence? Our paths may have crossed at some point.....
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:51, closed)

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