Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I did that once when a warped board sprung as I was using my miter saw.The fact that it happened isn't so bad, so long as you explain it in terms of "it was a really technical cut"; "I was using a unique piece of wood salvaged from a 15th Century Spanish galleon"; "I was sawing off a finger of a stool pigeon and he cut me with his shoe razor".
After it was bandaged I changed the focus from my carelessness to how tough I was because it was a naaasssty cut and look how well I'm coping. Good for sympathy.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:39,
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"I was sawing off a finger of a stool pigeon and he cut me with his shoe razor".This is the one I'm gonna go with.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:13,
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