Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Ok. So you were out in your Honda Accord, cruising, when you saw a ninja pimp slapping his ho's around. You powerslide to the kerb, leap out of your car and grab the pimp by the hair. You swing him around a few times and let go. He goes flying into a wall knocks himself out for a few seconds. In the meantime, you shag a few of his ho's on the bonnet of your Accord. He wakes up and is so pissed off at seeing you getting a free shag from his birds he lobs a throwing star at you. You look up, see the throwing star coming at you, do a matrix style dodge while receiving a blowjob (choking the ho with your massive cock) lifting your hand to catch the throwing star. You catch it, slicing your finger in the process and lob it back at him. Because of your awesome strength, it goes right through his head and he dies instantly. The ho's are so grateful they shag you some more.
And the rest is history.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:17, 2 replies)
That's bound to help the dinner with grandma & grampa go really well.(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:23,
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This story needs more massive drugs(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:44, closed)
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