PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Me and my friend Alex used to have double PE on Friday afternoon.We used to pretend to do cycling and just go to the pub. However, one Friday Mr. Lynch insisted on seeing us on our bikes, which we didn't own. We managed to find a couple of bikey mates willing to lend us their bikes for ten minutes so we could look legit and cycled them round for the inspection.
I pedalled round to where Mr. Lynch was waiting to see us. Not having used toe-clips on a bike before I pulled up next to him, couldn't get my feet out and fell over sideways still attached to the bike.
He looked exasperated and told me to fuck off.
Also, my friend Richard once left a pair of filthy football boots on a windowsill for a half term holiday and came back to find them covered in lush, green grass.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)
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