PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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"Slow and steady wins the race,"said the old lady at the May Fair, just before the egg and spoon race.
To my six-year-old brain, this sounded like a hot tip! A sure-fire way of coming first! The winning secret of this tricky race!
No ifs, not buts, no maybes: just go slow and steady: you'll win.
At the starting line, I could see everyone else getting ready to run. The mugs! Little do they know! Slow and steady wins the race! Watch me triumph!
I came last.
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teedyay, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 10:13,
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That statement is a pile of shite...Slow and steady gets you fuck all.
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When it comes to fucking, I heartily disagree(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:53,
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Did anyone do egg + spoon races with proper eggs?It was always potatoes or plasticene lumps with us.
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Bob Todd whee, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 16:13,
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It was real eggs for us back in 1980,but hard boiled so you could pick them up again.
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teedyay, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 17:22,
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