Slow people
I hate when people walk slowly in front of me. I often follow as closely as possible while doing my zombie routine--drag a leg, hold arms out stiffly, let my head loll around--just to show them that a zombie would be faster than them.

No one seems to notice they are being tailed by the walking dead, actually.
(AlfishKK, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:03, 2 replies)

Apparantly my uncle used to do something similar to that
same stance ect... He just used to shout "WAIT FOR MEEEEE" in the voice of a disabled people, to embaress his mum and dad. :P
(Belgaer is, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:50, closed)

I'll admit to joining facebook...
... and am a memember of the "I secretly want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head" group...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:46, closed)