Pet Peeves, eh?
One of my many pet peeves are illiterate dwarves.

They're not big and they're not clever.

I am really sorry
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:18, 22 replies)

I forget if that's
the fourth, fifth, sixth or even seventh time that I've seen that joke in the last few hours.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:20, closed)

I'm

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

going

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

to

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

keep

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

replying

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

to

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:25, closed)

this

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:25, closed)

post

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:25, closed)

to make you look popular.
:D

@Kaol delete that right now mr!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:25, closed)

No chance sunshine.
Ha!
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:28, closed)

You're mean,
I'll.. I'll.. I'll cry if you don't do it, please?

I'll be your best friend, and do anything for you.

EDIT do you think he's got us on ignore, or does he just not want to talk to us?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:30, closed)

Do you think
we might be on his ignore list?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:31, closed)

Just
This once.
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:31, closed)

Cheers Kaol
But now, all of this makes no sense.

@al I'm wondering the same thing, insult his mum and see if he responds.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:32, closed)

Oi! Cunt Face!
I just did your mum up the back door love tunnel!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:34, closed)

Back door love tunnel?
What the arse clustering fuck...?

@Purple Jessop Your mum is so fat that she eats all of the cakes and the pies that were meant for Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz, so they have to go and buy more cakes and pies, thus keeping the entire cake-pie industry afloat between them.

*EDIT* We must be on his ignore list, there's no way any person could stand up to goading like that...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:35, closed)

I agree
there is no way someone who got so enraged with a funny goat sex story could ignore a goading like that.

cunty twat cunty twat cunty twat

*dances around*

*gets his groove on*

Oooooh, yeaaaaaaaaah

*gets his freak on*

mmmmmmm yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

*dances up to Bert*

Yeah baby

*frottages furiously on Bert*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:43, closed)

@Bert Monkeysex
If you're going to do what you just did, shouldn't you summon your evil twin for assistance?

[EDIT: I just discovered one of the possible threads that you guys were referring to and now know why you're acting the way you just did. I have decided not to dignify Purple Jessop with the honour of another reply, so I'm just editing my last post.]
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:43, closed)

AlBert minus Kaol
I don't have you on ignore, but I'm not on b3ta 24/7, so if I go around 4 minutes without replying to you, I am deeply sorry.

Also, perhaps my mum did eat Lisa Riley's cakes and in fact take part in the activities you explained to me that she undertook, but perhaps they were just merely insults.

Or perhaps CHCB is the *EDIT* i put mean things here before

Or not like.

But quite possibly.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Wed 7 May 2008, 18:35, closed)

Why are you bringing CHCB into this?
It's not her fault your mother is a grossly obese bum sexer.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:31, closed)

@althegeordie
YES IT IS
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:31, closed)