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What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
( , Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
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My mum's quite heavily disabled and there's no way she and my dad are ever going to "get it on" again... the pain would be too much for her.
A few years ago I realised this and introduced my dad to a couple of "safe" porn sites... he became a more chilled person, and was very grateful.
*Good.. no probs dad, don't mention it. No really - don't mention it*
*********
He kept his end of the bargain for a long time until recently... and this is my peeve. He's far too honest.
"Hey Humpty... have you ever seen "redtube.com"?
"Of Course I have Dad ... Why?"
"Well, I saw someone "Foot-Fucking" I mean - you know - a woman getting a *foot* stuffed inside herself. A whole FOOT!! .. and now I can't look at a woman without wondering if she enjoys having a foot inside her..."
:o/
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 8:39, 5 replies)
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There's just some things a father and son shouldn't be comfortable discussing.
But how nice you introduced him to porn on the interweb so he could release some pent up sexual tension.
Now that is a thoughtful thing to do.
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I love my daddy =)
Even if he needs surgery to get his hand off his cock
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 9:22, closed)
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Now just remind him of the old father-son discussion, 'Yes, everyone wanks, Yes, it is normal, No, there's nothing wrong with it, BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT!' especially not father to son, jeez, I wouldn't know where to look...
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I had to spend 30 minutes looking for nude pictures of Ricky Martin for her. I must have visited a life time supply of gay sites in that grim half-hour.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 11:26, closed)
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There's some things that you just shouldn't do...
Looking for a Ricky Martin naked is probably high on the list.
*bokes*
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 11:43, closed)
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